out of no where...

yesterday was the concert night and i've got only an item to perform. so, as usual, a bunch of us performers will be stuck at the back of the stage on standby. it's always fun to have mandy and ynaffit together coz jokes can really amplify. yesterday was to the extend that i teared and aquired a slight degree of abdomen cramps. (if you're thinking that i'm included within the menstrual cycle, you're lame.)

russel peters material in a particular night during his standup was pretty interesting, and funny (duh!). he was describing the common features of indian films. so happen that somehow tiff was singing "little umbrella" and that was the point where we started to laugh slightly, having the song lyrics being too crude (including the broken english version) and the melody too corny.

unknowingly, we discussed about taitais, singing the song and doing some sync dancing like the indian movies...

(enters paragon)
one lead taitai singing and dancing...
(turn left)
3 supporting taitais dancing with lead singing from the lead, whom was out of the picture.
(change scene within the building)
lead singing and dancing and moving towards camera as the scene gradually zooming out. supporting joins the lead to march forward doing the para para and finally a whole crowd of taitais joining them at the back.
(...)
and out of no where... there's a tree.

this the the part where we start to exaggerate alittle bit, or rather quite crazily. we discussed about there the tree goes, especially in urban areas with ending sentence, 'out of nowhere, there's a tree'. we laughed and laughed.

suddenly, something struck me. remember silkair advertisment? the aborginese? and the nipple covering? this is the super hilarious part. instead of 'out of nowhere, there's a tree', we added 'then the aborginese (shows the body language of the aborginese in the bathtub)'. and someone out of us 3 will cover our nipples. (think straight, you perv!) the best one was from mandy, about the aborginese on the principal's seat, and the whole crowd will cover their nipples. and about the girl who was facing the mirror doing her hair, the aborginese appear and she cover her nipple.

the jokes finally ended with tears, sore jaws and cramps as tiffany went on standby for her song.

as usually, the crew was tensed and i kinda piss them off abit. (as usual lah ah! edmund lim) somehow this is the real time to move forward, when some of us are really forgotten, even though our presence were there. part of life. can't wait for uni...